U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
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is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
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Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
It's shark week go big or go home
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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