who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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