Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
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