After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
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she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
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Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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