is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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