No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
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It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
She's just so happy...and so naked.
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He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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