She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
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im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
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Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
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