shit pants at work. discarded underwear.
just showed this text to the guy at west elm. luckily we did not stool ourselves in the midst of the ensuing hilarity. so you're commando now?
yep! most awkward part is that i was a few feet away from a client, talking and looking him in the eye. i've never stooled while looking someone directly in the eye.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
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I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
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The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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