I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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