Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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