Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
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It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
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I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
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