His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Every concussion has its silver lining
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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