Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
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If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
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Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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