Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
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Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
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Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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