Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
The beer is more important than you right now.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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