I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
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She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
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I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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