Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
they need to just BURY HIM!
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
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He passed out mid-signature
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
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That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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