just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
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Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
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Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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