Tell her she can't have a vagina
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
you will always have a special place in my vag
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
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