Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
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The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
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I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
wow bdsm is so cute
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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