I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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