Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
Randomize
