u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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