Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
