My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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