Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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