youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
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You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
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It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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