Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
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12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
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We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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