got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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