I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
my liver is dry heaving
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Randomize
