no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
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