he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
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