Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
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This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
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I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I am one with the molecules
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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