I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
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Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
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People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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