In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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