Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
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In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
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someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.