"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
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We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
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I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
So vagazzling was a success
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