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  i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry

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• (562): View more from California

  he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.

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  called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?

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• (206): View more from Washington

  I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.

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