And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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