Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
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Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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