No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
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people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
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So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I am naked and annoyed.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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