i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Sober January is a disaster.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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