about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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