We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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