question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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