Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
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i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
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You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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