i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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