so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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