worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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