I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
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