he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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