I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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