spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
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