So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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