He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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