:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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