my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
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What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
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duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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