Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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